Holy Water = Holy Threat

Security personnel at a French airport refused to allow a group of Catholic pilgrims to carry holy water aboard planes. Read about it here. The reasoning is that holy water falls under the general ban placed upon carry-on liquids, as they might be disguised explosives. But I imagine the airport security will feel pretty stupid upon hearing that a swarm of vampires had overrun the plane mid-flight. After all, there are definitely no motherfucking stakes on the motherfucking plane.