Holy Travel Agent

A 53-year-old man has been arrested in Michigan for shooting up his hotel room and causing untold mayhem by microwaving his alarm clock. None of this is too unusual. The promise of morning maid service has tempted us all to do some crazy things in hotel rooms with little thought as to the consequences. But he man's motivations have raised some eyebrows. After his spasm of destruction, he left a note on his pillow reading, "God delivered me from evil and placed me in Albion, Michigan." If true, this casts some aspersions on God's abilities as a travel agent. Surely there are more picturesque places to deliver a person from evil than Albion, Michigan. This man was staying at the Albion Inn, which is only a two star hotel described by one guest on TripAdvisor.com as "not the greatest". Plus, it's within 100 miles of Detroit, which everyone knows is quite the opposite of un-evil. More details here.