Was one of your New Year's resolutions to finally turn down your Donna Summer 8-tracks, un-slick back your hair, cut your lapels down to size, and finally stop calling all those hookers over so you can snort blow from their asses? If so, you're in luck! The husband and wife team of Dr. Tom and Therese Kosten at the Baylor College of Medicine have developed a vaccine that blocks the effects of cocaine and curbs its addictive powers. The drug is currently in preliminary trials while awaiting a full trial commitment from the FDA, so you've still got time to coke yourself up and clean out Wal-Mart's HDTV inventory. More details here.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Cocaine Vaccine
