Did you know about this? How come no one told me about this? A cold snap across south Florida has caused dozens and dozens of tree-dwelling iguanas to fall into suspended animation and plummet to the ground. Yes, when the temperature falls below a certain level, the disgusting lizards can't help but take a nap. How's that for intelligent design? But what really concerns me here is the fact that Florida's trees are lousy with iguanas. Apparently obnoxious iguana owners suddenly realized they were harboring four-legged horror in their homes and decided to release them into the wild. Hence, what was once a nice, semi-tropical bike path is now a lizard lounge. My skin crawls just thinking about it. Wait, that's not my skin. It's a goddamn iguana! More details here.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Nature's Terrifying Truths: Raining Iguanas
