Although it just won't be the same without Mr. T, Pope Joey Ratzo (a.k.a. Joseph Ratzinger, a.k.a. Pope Something the Somethingth) has decided to call the boys and put the Vatican's rag-tag band of roaming exorcists and demon fighters back together. Citing a rise in Satanism and the occult, the pope believes it's time to get back to a grittier, more bad-ass version of Catholicism that fights the devil head-on. And if reality is anything like the movie End of Days (hint: it isn't), these wisecracking papal commandos will most likely battle the forces of darkness with automatic weapons and a fully stocked armory of one liners. This is all very exciting, to be sure, but aren't the ones with the most obsessive interest in all things evil actually the exorcists themselves? Or would such postmodern thinking earn me a visit from the Holy Ghostbusters? More details here.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
The Exorcist Squad
