Spaghetti Miracle

It's official. There was a holiday miracle this past week as the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that noodly deity whose existence is just as likely as any other's, appeared in the spicy surface of a pumpkin pie. But the question remains: just what is the FSM trying to tell us through this manifestation? I believe that by appearing on such a delicious treat, he's saying that evidence of his existence is both important and inviting, but it won't last forever (maybe only an evening, if you have company over). Get it while it's hot. Read more about this special revelation here.