Will Smith: Idiot

In a recent interview with Men's Vogue (renew your subscriptions today!) actor/rapper/Wild Wild West star Will Smith waxes philosophical about his chosen religion, Scientology. "Like 98 percent of the principles are identical to the principles of the Bible," he says. "The Bible says, 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' And you know, there's a Scientology principle: 'Do not create experiences for others that they cannot comfortably perceive.'" So, in making up his sci-fi moneymaking scheme, L. Ron Hubbard plagiarized the principles of another made-up sci-fi moneymaking scheme. What validation. Also, Smith says that like fellow Scientologists John Travolta and Tom Cruise, he's home schooling his children--presumably so they don't have to learn the critical thinking skills that would lead them astray from the church. You know, if you cut off access to the outside world, the Internet, South Park, and the powers of your brain, Scientology starts to make a lot of sense. Read more here.