Ukrainian president Viktor Yushchenko (seen here either recovering from a Russian assassination attempt or campaigning for a villain role in the next Dick Tracy movie) has signed into law a bill banning pornography from his country. No longer will any Ukrainian be allowed to legally possess video or photographs of naked humans sticking their body parts in each other. Truly, a victory for sense and freedom. The new law goes on to say that anyone caught with multiple copies of a pornographic image may be charged as a dealer. Also, there is an exemption for "medicinal" porn. I'd argue that all pornography is a cure for the crippling illness of not having a boner, but there's a larger issue at stake here. Pun possibly intended. What exactly constitutes "pornography"? Two people having sex? One person having sex? Two people having sex with one person? Three monkeys, a girl, two cups, and a Klondike bar all having sex together? The only way to resolve this situation is to mail Viktor Yushchenko every questionable image you can get your hands on so that he may personally tell you whether or not you're allowed to have it in Ukraine. His address:
President Viktor Yushchenko
12 Shovkovychna St., Kyiv
Ukraine
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Porno No No
