A North Carolina man says he was spending a typical night sounding his coyote call at three in the morning, only to be confronted by the legendary Bigfoot. Only, instead of being a snarling, vicious, brunette monster, this Bigfoot was something of a golden god. “The thing was ten feet tall with beautiful hair. Yellowish hair and a yellow beard,” the man told his local news. Also, this gorgeous vision of cryptozoological perfection appeared to have six fingers on each hand. So it should probably prepare to die. Watch:
Monday, June 21, 2010
Gentlemen Prefer Blonde Bigfeet
