Dog Cloner May be Kidnapping Rapist

What a difference a day can make! Yesterday, I wrote about Bernann McKinney, the woman who made the seemingly insane decision to pay a South Korean company $50,000 to make five clones of her dead pit bull Booger. Now it turns out she may very well be insane. When the Booger clone story broke, some intrepid journalists couldn't help but notice an eerie similarity between Bernann McKinney, who claims to live in California, and Joyce McKinney, a woman who fled England after kidnapping and raping a young Mormon missionary. Holy cow! After allegedly enjoying a brief affair with 19-year-old Mormon Kirk Anderson, the 28-year-old McKinney followed him to England, where he'd been posted to ride his ridiculous bicycle and harass people into believing in lunacy. You know, missionary work. With a friend's help (Anderson weighed 17 stone, or about 230 pounds in non-fairy tale measurements), McKinney kidnapped the young man and chained him to a bed in a secluded cottage, where she begged him to marry her and, barring that, forced him to have sex with her. When Anderson finally agreed to marry her, she loosened his chains and he broke free, ultimately ending in McKinney's arrest. In court, she's alleged to have said, "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to." Apparently, the only thing she wasn't willing to do at his request was unchain him and stop all the rape. After three months in prison, McKinney was released on bail due to her insanity (what?) and fled to America with a fake passport, where she disguised herself as a nun and disappeared into the Appalachians. She turned up a while later when she posed topless for a nudie magazine, but Britain never attempted to extradite her. It was later revealed that when Anderson was kidnapped via chloroform, he was wearing a Mormon chastity belt (huh?), and that he suffered McKinney's readings from religious scripture and playing of romantic music before she raped him. That poor bastard. For her part, "Bernann" McKinney denies the whole thing, saying, "If that is what you want to talk about then I don't want to talk to you. If you print that rot I will sue you." I don't want to deal with a lawsuit, but take a look at those pictures (that's "Bernann" on top and Joyce at the bottom) and tell me something doesn't smell. More details here.