Chupa Killa

So, a man in Tennessee saw a hairless creature wander onto his property. Obviously, his first inclination was to shoot it. Even though he assumed it was a demon from hell (which is just chock full of shaved quadrupeds), he decided to poke around online and see if he could find any other examples of the beast. I'm assuming Yahoo! Answers told him it was a chupacabra. So of course he donned his best overalls and gave a statement to the local news. Of course. By the way, a spokesperson for the Tennessee Wildlife and Resources Agency said from looking at a photograph that the animal may be a red fox with sarcoptic mange. This is obviously a smokescreen. More details here. I can't get the video to work for me, but I'm sure it's glorious.