Marxist Gay Marriage

Republican Rep. Steve King of Iowa is kind of peeved about his state eliminating its constitutional ban against gay marriage. He predicted Iowa would become a "Mecca" for couples of the same sex who would like to receive the same benefits society affords to heterosexuals and gay people with beards. And according to him, he was right. Citing uncorroborated statistics, King claims a quarter of marriages granted in Iowa are the queer kind. Ew! All that nasty tax money and dirty, dirty administrative fees trickling into his home state from the sweat-stained backs of sinners? Gross! But even though the ban was ruled unconstitutional by the courts instead of being removed directly by the voters, polls show about a 50/50 split amongst Iowa's population when it comes to supporting gay marriage. In other words, it's unlikely a new ban would be voted into effect. And that pisses King off. So much so that he's made an argument that gay marriage is just a cog in the death machine of socialism. By "argument", of course, I mean "insane rambling". Quote: "That is, this is one of the goals they have to go to is same-sex marriage because it has to plow through marriage in order to get to their goal. They want public affirmation. They want access to public funds and resources. Eventually all those resources will be pooled because that’s the direction we’re going. And not only is it a radical social idea, it is a purely socialist concept in the final analysis." That's the endgame here, people. Comrade Obama and his Americorps army won't stop until we're all pooling our resources on communal beet farms and fucking each other in the ass. Or scissoring, as the case may be. More details here.