If you've been watching the news or answering unsolicited phone calls lately, you may have realized that today, Tuesday, is somewhat "super". No, this isn't the annual celebration of Christopher Reeve's rising from the grave, so put down that chocolate egg. This Tuesday is super because of the awesome might of primary voting. My state doesn't vote until Saturday (we are in no way super, apparently) but if you live in a state that is voting and you're a registered Democrat or Republican, you could do worse than use the time of a few plucky volunteers down at the local polling place. I'm not going to tell you who you should vote for, but you should really vote for either Barack Obama or John McCain. Obama is the only Democratic candidate who is not a lying, racist sociopath in the pockets of the same industry he supposedly tried to destroy in the early '90s. And McCain is the only Republican candidate who isn't batshit crazy. Also, he can't lift his arms over his head, which should garner your sympathy vote.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Vote, Damn You!
