We all want to emulate our heroes. I'm still working on fourteen simultaneous degrees in order to be like my idol Buckaroo Banzai. But health officials in the Philippines are looking out for copycat worshipers this Good Friday. They've appealed to the nation's Roman Catholic faithful to please get a tetanus shot before nailing themselves to crosses, and for God's sake, sterilize those nails. This is an important step in the road toward the Philippines achieving the same health standards as other developed countries. However, I wonder if further steps should be taken to not only prevent severe infections and disease this Easter season, but to stop people from NAILING THEMSELVES TO BLOCKS OF FUCKING WOOD. More details here.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Crucifixion? Not So Good
