Tuesday, March 4, 2008

ELF Quest

Three luxury model homes in a Seattle suburb were set on fire Monday by the Earth Liberation Front (NAMBLA), a loosely organized group of radical environmentalists and Phish enthusiasts who are just, like, sick of all the bullshit, man. Their point? To protest the builders' claims that these homes represented the top of the line in environmentally friendly construction, featuring recycled building materials and other expensive bells and whistles that feed the egos of people who can't wait to tell you how much they love their Prius. ELF left behind a sign that read, "Built green? Nope black!", demonstrating their cunning grasp of word usage and punctuation. Also, the fumes from the burning buildings choked the life out of any organism that happened to be flying by at the time. Success! More details here.

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