Pope is bin Laden's Bitch

In Osama bin Laden's latest single dropped the other day, and in this one, he's calling out the Pope like Tupac called out Biggie. The local Tora Bora celebrity says that Pope Benedict XVI (also known as Joey Ratz) has been part of a new European assault on Islam. Instead of pausing in mid-Prada stride for a split second before issuing a phlegmy "fuck you" to the cave-bound terrorist, Ratzo instead took pains to placate bin Laden by responding with a "nuh uh" and going out of his way to remind the world that he too criticized the cartoons of Mohammed previously published in Danish newspapers. Which reminds me, why did the Pope criticize those cartoons? Besides the fact that they weren't funny, of course. Congratulations, Pope. You're quite the bitch. More details here.