There's a new bill before the House of Representatives that would extend secret service protection to former vice presidents for up to six months after they leave office. Looks like Mr. Cheney might be feeling a little exposed now that his reign of terror is coming to an end. I'm not saying anyone should try to physically harm the vice president (good luck getting through that man-sized safe, anyway), but I am against spending an extra $4 million a year making sure no one forks his yard or TPs his wife. (Yes, I am suggesting that you should toilet paper Dick Cheney's wife. Eat me, Secret Service.) This also seems especially unnecessary considering the only way to kill Dick Cheney is to sever his head from his body and absorb his quickening. More details here.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Dick on Defense
