How the hell did this happen? Hillary Clinton seemed to have everything going for her: racist rednecks, unchecked narcissism, an adulterous husband with shady financial dealings. And now she's nothing. A nobody. But at least Obama's going to give her the VP slot. I mean, he has to, right? How else is he going to win over the ill-informed, hate-fueled Democratic base in important states like West Virginia? Hold on, are you telling me he doesn't have to give her a goddamn thing? Are you saying that her shameless attacks and race-baiting innuendos from the primary trail are going to come back to bite her in the ass? What's the matter with you? Where are you going? Fine, walk away. Enjoy your "hope" and your "level-headed campaign." Did you hear Obama's wife eats white people? She eats them right up! Asshole! More details here.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Obama Snatches Victory from Clinton's Jaws
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