Isn't it Gayronic?

So gays are now allowed to marry in California, and the world is in flames. As soon as the first same-sex couple exchanged their vows, the firmament was ripped asunder and our first-born sons began bleeding from the eyes. In an effort to stem the tide of this horrible destruction, our wonderful Congress has decided to re-introduce the Federal Marriage Amendment, which would modify our Constitution to ban the undeniably destructive practice of allowing to penises/vaginae to touch in holy matrimony. Of course this will never pass. America loves watching chicks kiss the bride too much to let this happen. But the best part of this story is the fact that the bill was re-introduced by Larry Craig and David Vitter. One senator likes to masturbate strangers in bathrooms, and the other loves the smell of a fresh whore in the morning. Mind you, there's nothing wrong with either proclivity, but it's curious when you consider the only heterosexual marriages they aren't interested in "protecting" are their own. More details here.