God Lucky Howard was arrested in Tampa, Florida over the weekend for selling cocaine. No word on whether this is the biblical God, though no one other than a certain few Jewish mystics know God's middle or surname. However, it is an established fact that God's son's name is Jesus Howard Christ. Could the "Christ" part just be a show business invention? No one knows for sure. But since God Howard sold cocaine to undercover police officers within 1,000 feet of a school, public housing, and a church, his charges will be increased. More details here.
Monday, June 23, 2008
God Popped
