Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Gays vs. Creation

Joey Ratz (a.k.a. Ratzo, a.k.a. J-Rat, a.k.a. Pope Benedict XVI) recently gave a speech wherein he described the push to legalize gay marriage as a threat to creation itself. [Insert tired joke about Prada loafers and/or men wearing dresses.] The Rat Man says that humanity is made in God's image, so we must bend to the will of God. In addition to banning cotton/poly fabric blends (good call, God), this would also mean the prohibition of homosexual activity. He made a sort of strained correlation between moral endangerment and the endangerment of species due to climate change, but I guess his mind drifted off before he could wrap up those thoughts into anything like a coherent sentence. Meanwhile, new data show divorce rates are going down in the U.S. Well, in those states that allow gay marriage, that is. Everywhere else, divorce continues its upward march. God may hate gay marriage, but He sure is sending us mixed mathematical messages. More details here.