Bush Hates Health

Bush-bashing is so easy at this point, but the guy's really just asking for it. I suppose I'd do the same thing as a lame duck with no hope for his own political party--trash the White House furniture, masturbate in the Lincoln bedroom, bomb Iran--but at this rate he'll just end up a faceless cat-stroking villain like Dr. Claw. Case in point: his recent veto of a bill expanding children's health care coverage under the State Children's Health Insurance Program (SCHIP). But what really gets me is his reasoning. The SCHIP bill, he says, is a step toward universal health care. Like that's a bad thing? Really, the man's just screwing with us now. It would almost be admirable if it wasn't so painfully sad and terrifying. Pretty soon Bush will be caught stalking the White House grounds in his boxers, wearing a saucepan on his head and carrying a shotgun as he hunts for varmints.