Koran Returned

The AP reports that two dozen Oklahoma legislators will return copies of the Koran given to them by the Governor's Ethnic American Advisory Council after one of their colleagues discovered that the Muslim holy book condones the killing of innocent people. It's quite true that the Koran does condone the killing of innocent people, but so does the Bible. If fair is fair, then Oklahoma should launch a statewide campaign to remove the Bibles from every motel room. Or, better yet, why not place a Koran alongside the Bible in motel rooms. That way we'd have two books to chuck out the window. I'm kidding, of course. No one in his right mind would ever stay overnight in Oklahoma.