According to KOAT-TV, police in Gallup, New Mexico were surprised to receive an emergency call from Catholic Bishop Donald Pelotte saying that "...gentle little people, about three to four feet tall and wearing Halloween masks" had invaded his home for three hours and refused to leave. The Bishop, of course, hid in a closet. When police arrived, there were no masked midgets to be found, leading them to suspect that maybe Pelotte was hallucinating. He had suffered a fall in July and was apparently on medication. But the question remains: is it any crazier to believe wee people are attacking you than it is to believe a cracker magically transforms into the flesh of Christ as it wriggles down your throat?
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Disguised Midgets Visit Bishop
