Mitt Romney: The Marriage Fairy

Mitt Romney, the square jawed, glossy-haired Republican presidential candidate (who believes that a con-man translated golden tablets while staring into a hat) spoke before a group of Christian conservative leaders and laid out his plan to encourage young people to get married. "Number one on my list is we have to teach our kids that before they have babies, they should get married," Romney said. First of all, how do you encourage kids to get married before having children other than telling them it might be a good idea? Also, shouldn't potential parents consider other issues such as financial independence and whether mom or dad can get out of sixth period geometry in time to feed the baby? And by "marriage", of course, Mitt means "straight people marriage". The children of homosexuals can just go screw. More on the speech here.