Alien Gone Wild

By now you've probably already heard about the supposed alien footage soon to be released in the most public and shameless way possible by nutjob Jeff Peckman. Once again, half-assed correspondents from the nation's local and national news outlets will be sent to jokingly write up the goings on. You can read all about it nearly everywhere, but my friends at Pink Raygun have a pretty succinct summary here. Here's hoping that after Peckman gets his documentary deal, he uses the newfound fortune to check himself into a mental institution. And here's also hoping that this infrared alien video shows the creature giving someone a blowjob, as that's the only way this thing will sell.