Friday, May 30, 2008

No Girls Allowed In the Priesthood

The Vatican has announced that it will excommunicate anyone who attempts to ordain a female priest, as well as the lady-priest herself. This comes after reports that in some parts of the world, girl-clergy have been getting ordained left and right. And, as everyone knows, girls are icky. The church's official position has always been that since Jesus obviously preferred the company of single, 30-something men, only men should be priests. Opponents of this policy (heretics and witches) believe this announcement will only cause backlash by modern Catholics against an increasingly old-fashioned and out-of-date church. Read more about it here.

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