Ghost Cop

A burglar in Malaysia who decided to rob a house while its owners were out of town on vacation claims his getaway was held up for three days by a ghost that took him prisoner. When the house’s owners returned home with their digital cameras full and their heads adorned with Mickey Mouse ears (I’m assuming), they found 36-year-old thief dehydrated and hungry and called an ambulance to take him to the hospital. The burglar says that every time he tried to leave the house, a supernatural entity would push him to the floor. Apparently, the ghost also deprived its captive of food and water, which can mean only one thing. Dick Cheney has gone noncorporeal. More details here.