Gay Ducks Kill Species

A bird sanctuary in West Sussex, U.K. has the last three New Zealand Blue Ducks in all of Britain. They’re trying to mate the sole female, Cherry, with one of the two remaining males, Ben or Jerry. The only problem is that Ben and Jerry appear to be in love with one another. And as gay prudes, they refuse to allow Cherry to share their bed. Come on, guys! How about a little spice? This is a bittersweet development for the people running the sanctuary. They would have liked to continue the species in Britain, but they have to admit that Ben and Jerry are a lovely couple. The only real loser here is Cherry, who has expressed sexual interest in Jerry, though she’s been ignored. If anyone’s looking to score with a desperate female blue duck, you know where to go. More details here.