Friday, May 22, 2009

Standing Firm Against the Tide of History, Like a Moron

You ever wonder why gay marriage suddenly seems to be making such progress in the U.S.? It's because individual freedom has always been the force of change in this country. To stand in the way of that freedom based on religion or ignorance or hatred (or all three) is to stand in the way of history. But that's not stopping the dingbats! One such dingbat is New York State Assemblyman Dov Hikind of Brooklyn, who's positively flummoxed that no one in his constituency seems to give two shits about keeping marriage an exclusive right between the be-penised and the be-vaginaed. "Wake up! Where are you?" he ejaculated toward his peeps. "It’s the bottom of the ninth, two outs, and you’re losing — big time." Why, I haven't heard anything so encouraging all day. More details about the futile efforts of morons here.

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