Kinky Octopi

Scientists at UC Berkeley have been observing the small Abdopus aculeatus octopus off the coast of Indonesia and have come up with some erotic and disturbing findings. These are some horny, kinky bastards. For one thing, males were seen using their tentacles to strangle to death other males who might be after their good lady mates. And you thought tentacle S&M was only for underground Japanese pornography. Even stranger, some males disguise their distinctive masculine stripes and act all girly before they pounce on their unsuspecting female sex prey. You know all those swishy guys who refuse to come out of the closet and always talk about how every woman they see is "like, super super hot"? Perhaps they really are straight. And perhaps they're taking a cue from the octopi. More details here.