Cracker Crazy

Biologist, atheist, and all-around great guy P.Z. Myers has created quite a stir over at his Pharyngula blog. And by "stir", I mean he's upset the bloated bowels of a raving douchebag by the name of Bill Donohue, whose personal computer and network of psychotic Catholic acolytes calls itself The Catholic League. (Even Aquaman was deemed too A-list for that one.) Myers blogged about a Florida college student who received death threats for taking a communion wafer from a Catholic mass and holding it hostage. Yes, that's hilarious. Myers thought so too, and he offered to desecrate any other flavorless Jesus crackers his readers might send him in the mail. Donohue is now taking time away from never experiencing the pleasures of a woman's body by sicking his homicidal groupies on Myers and his employer, the University of Minnesota, Morris. In the event that hundreds of braindead Catholics with Yahoo mail accounts might sway the favors of an academic institution, Myers would appreciate if you could send a supportive email the way of his bosses. Find out how to do so here.