Satan/Jesus Custody Battle

Kristie Meyer of Indiana is suing her ex-husband Jamie over the right to take their children to church on the Sunday mornings Jamie has custody of them. The reason? Jamie is a member of the Church of Satan. Just to clarify, the Church of Satan isn't really a church so much as it is a prank. Members don't worship a little red man with horns but instead parody the self-oppressive tendencies of other faiths. In short, Satanist Jamie Meyer is most likely the kind of attention whoring douchebag who would rearrange the letters on a church bulletin board to read "FUK JESUS" before high-fiving his friends and crushing a beer can on his forehead. Still, the U.S. Constitution prohibits a judge from making a ruling in favor of a particular religion, so this makes for an interesting case. And what's even more interesting than the legal precedent is the fact that no one involved seems to care what the kids have to say about any of this. More details here.