The Church of England has decided it's okay to own a vagina and be a bishop in their organization. This seems logical considering they have already allowed the ordination of female priests. And really, is there anything a clergyman can do that a clergywoman can't? Aside from assrape a child with his own penis, that is? Still, as discussed on this week's Amateur Scientist Podcast, several Anglican priests are threatening to defect to the Roman Catholic Church if they have to look at a lady in one of those silly hats. Now the Vatican has weighed in on the controversy, expressing disappointment in the Church of England's decision and hinting that it may strain relations between the two faiths. Keep in mind here that the only reason the Anglican church exists is because a fat guy with gout wanted to marry and execute a baker's dozen wives. Truly, a noble tradition. According to the estrogen-averse Anglican hardliners, Jesus only wanted men...in leadership positions. More details here.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Ladies' Plight
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