So, there's a witch selling a fountain of youth spell on eBay. Before you say nay, keep in mind that before she cast the spell on herself, she was using a walker, had a bad back, weighed almost 300 pounds, and "couldn't even vacuum [her] own hours." Whatever that means. And as for sex, well, it didn't even "exsist" in her life. Now, she mows her own lawn, transplants her own trees, and enjoys "crawling in tiny spaces". Also, she claims to be a great grandmother. If this is true, I must admit that she's kind of a GGILF. Get in on some of that action here. As of this writing, there are only 17 hours left.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Youth for Sale
