Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Loch Ness Golfer

An American research team scouring the dark depths of Scotland's Loch Ness for monster sign recently found something even more unholy and terrifying than a ravenous sea beast. Actually, they found thousands of somethings. And by "somethings" I mean "golf balls". It seems the local residents have either been practicing their drives or attacking prehistoric leviathans with the power of sport for some time now. The only problem is that the balls' plastic coatings may pose an environmental danger to those brave animals that call Loch Ness home. But probably not. It's a big lake, after all. And lest you think those balls will just go to waste, you should know that people pay top dollar for reclaimed, slightly used golf balls. Well, bottom dollar. But still, commerce! More details here.

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