Pastor David Allison of Havens Corners Church in Blacklick (what?), Ohio has had enough of that les-cute, Jill Sobule-knockoff, club hit monstrosity "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry, a singer no one cared about before this summer and whom no one will care about by next summer. He thinks the song's video is borderline pornographic, but I beg to differ. I've seen pornography, sir, and pornography this song isn't. Regardless, Allison thought a loving way to coax young girls away from other young girls trying to seduce young men by kissing on each other would be to spell out a helpful message on his church's bulletin board. "I kissed a girl and I liked it then I went to hell." There are a lot of problems with this message, not the least of which being that it's an awkward run-on sentence. But putting grammar aside, one has to wonder who the speaker here is supposed to be. Allison posted the message himself, but he's obviously not going to burn in hell for kissing girls. Unless, of course, they aren't his wife. So is he writing in character? And if so, how could this hypothetical girl send this message from hell? I'm just confused. And a little turned on. More details here.
