Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Eyes to the Sky

This is it, people. Today's the day Australian actress/psychic channeler Blossom Goodchild predicted the Federation of Light, an association of uncomfortably loving extraterrestrial societies, will finally make itself known to Earth. Goodchild was told via the advanced technology of voices in her head that a massive, prolonged UFO event will occur today somewhere in the southern portion of the northern hemisphere.  The name she was given was "Alabama", though she's not sure if that means the E.T.s will appear over the U.S. state or over someone named Alabama who, I'm assuming, is probably a stripper.  Regardless, this event will be notable in a couple of ways.  For one, we'll make first contact with an extraterrestrial race, thereby shifting the way we think about ourselves and our place in the universe.  And for another, it will finally be irrefutable proof of the existence of psychic phenomena.  Of course, there's also the very slight possibility that absolutely nothing alien-related will happen today, and we'll continue to go about our day-to-day business of crying into the empty well of our 401ks.  I'll let you know if a giant spacecraft hovers for hours over throngs of TV cameras later on.  And I'll also let you know how Ms. Goodchild attempts to explain herself tomorrow.  In the meantime, you can visit Ms. Goodchild's blog here.

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