Goat in Custody

So, police in the Nigerian state of Kwarma have arrested a goat on suspicion of trying to steal a Mazda. And before you get all up in arms about how this is ridiculous and hilarious and depressing all at the same time, you should know that they don't think the goat tried to steal the Mazda in its current form. That would be absurd, since everyone knows you can't hotwire a car with hooves. No, this goat used to be a person, but when he was being chased by a group of vigilantes, he turned toward a wall and transformed into the goat. See? Now it makes perfect sense. And it's effective law enforcement like this that has Nigeria on the fast track to being a world power player. More details here.