Antonio Vazquez proclaimed himself the "Grand Warlock" of Mexico, and with a beard like that, who could argue? Using his warlock powers and a deck of tarot cards, Vazquez has predicted that in the coming year, the U.S. will pull its troops out of Iraq and relocate them to the Mexican border to prepare for a conquest of our neighbors to the south. Unless this is Barack Obama's plan to cut down on illegal immigration, I don't think it's going to happen. Partly because it's absurd, but mostly because Vazquez has a record of being terribly wrong about things. Last year, he predicted that oil prices would remain stable and that both Fidel Castro and Britney Spears would die. In an erotic suicide pact? He didn't say. Regardless, both Castro and Spears are alive and well.
...OR ARE THEY??
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