Bush Sees Dead People

In interviews with author John Draper, President George W. Bush has confessed that he sees ghosts coming out of the White House's Lincoln Bedroom. These revelations have been published in Draper's new biography Dead Certain: The Presidency of George W. Bush. Read about them here. In the book, Bush also claims that the stress of his job causes him to weep daily. Depression, anxiety, ghostly apparitions--do you think the war is driving Bush insane? Or are there some former White House residents who just refuse to let death end their public service careers? Personally, I think it's time we voted out these afterlife-long bureaucrats and replaced them with ghosts who haven't been corrupted by Washington politics.