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Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Silver Lining


Sure, global warming has melted Arctic ice to its lowest level in at least 30 years, but the good news is that the Northwest Passage has finally opened up! This will cut the trip by sea between Europe and east Asia by 4,000 miles--allowing much faster transport of such future necessities as sun-suits, ice rations, and rifles to protect your family's underground compound from roving bands of desert mutants. The post-greenhouse post-apocalypse just got a whole lot more convenient! Read LiveScience's article here.

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