God Sued

Independent Nebraskan state senator Ernie Chambers (pictured) has decided that enough is enough and has brought a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court, according to KETV. In the suit, Chambers alleges that God has caused "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like". Sure, the alliteration peters out toward the end, but this is still a serious list of charges. Chambers says he filed the lawsuit to prove a point about the allowance for frivolous litigation in the judicial system. Still, it only seems to prove that God has a lot to answer for. As of press time, He is unavailable for comment--most likely due to His inability to exist.