Republican Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska has revealed that global warming is on a down swing and will probably end completely sometime soon. According to the senator, the Earth is at the end of a long warming period and will begin cooling once that period is complete, so no need to worry about catastrophic climate change. Sen. Stevens has demonstrated an uncanny grasp of science in recent years. He was the first to discover that the Internet is comprised of a simple "series of tubes", and in a stunning feat of quantum restructuring, he changed reality so that accepting money from oil company executives to remodel his home does not, in fact, constitute a bribe. Read more about Stevens' latest scientific findings here.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Stevens is Science Sage
