Madonna, Kabbalah, and Watah

Remember Madonna? Well, she's still around. And she's still practicing Kabbalah, the esoteric Jewish mystical philosophy through which one is supposed to become "spiritually closer to God". As a responsible parent, she's also forcing her children (both adopted and not) to practice it right along with her. She and her family recently traveled to Tel Aviv to drop breadcrumbs symbolizing their sins into a river, thereby cleansing their souls. Such a waste of good bread. Her youngest son is less than two years old. How much sinning has he done? Still, this little excursion can't be any more futile and unrewarding than Madonna's film career. Snap! Read more here.