Shit. Just when it was starting to cool down enough to go outside without my sneakers melting, I read this AP story about killer bees invading my neck of the woods. Actually, they've arrived in the New Orleans area, which is about a four-hour drive from my house, but still. I'm too terrified to do any actual research into where the bees came from or how to protect myself from them. Instead, I think I'll just roach bomb my Y2K bunker and hole up until Bug Girl can save me. I think there's still some Ramen noodles down there.
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Killer Bees are Coming
